Bustin Rhymes, word 2 yo mutha.... Options

[flatliner]

an open gap toof to Harry....

I been to busy to lay it down,

with my pants all loose like a silly clown,

been busy as hell tryin to educate,

while you walk around, thats right, perambulate,

Just gettin my learnin on,

typin as fast as you spawn,

as i look at a fawn, in my lawn, bishop takes pawn,

and on and on till the break of dawn, for dinner I having 3 steaks and a prawn....

zeep zorp, (sound of a robot) srrrrrrrssszzrrr.

[HarryCaray]

its the middle of the day

and flat's about to pay

crayons up the nose have melted

he watched austin powers and got his yoohoos shmelted

flat's pants have been off because of his new lady

he gave his hand a face and called her gradey

it's 11:00 oclock do you know where your children are?

flat don't know, hes, drunk in a bar

smoking black tar, still without pants

makin love to his hands

--out

szzszhhszysyzy (robot stepped in water) syhzsyhyzhsyhzyshysysszys

[flatliner]

to those who feel compelled to post,

please keep all rhymes on the same exemplary level as Mr. Caray and myself. We expect only the best, and from our posts, you can see that we are literally the best at the trade.



As I do the worm all day and all night,

I wonder how, my pants got so tight,

I been eatin wid my mouf, and smellin wit my noze,

I slide into a buffet like charlie hustle Pete rose (gratuitous shout ot to athletic legend)

I feel all stuffed so I head to the facilities,

I do my thing, leave behind a cloud of gloom,

and then I see Harry,

coming out the ladies room....

word, diss, he sits down to piss, word, diss, he sits down to piss.....

lol

actually doing an online masters course as we battle baby,

cant contain this brain to only one plane....

[CommanderChoth]

Damn boy it's those fools flat and c-ray
Out busting rhymes with nothin to say
They be like brokeback moutain, extra gay
This ain't a BK sandwhich, I don't want it your way

Man, I'm rapping online, my ship has sunk
It's friday f'ing night I need to get drunk
I'll drop what I got then I'll go get crunk
If this is a test of skills, both ya'll flunk



OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

[flatliner]

oh no he

di int.....

[Spectre]

THAT WAS GOOD

[Slimshady]

ha.. wait for it....

yo, I got to kick one with you guys
and share a memory seen with my own eyes,
about a guy we all know as diesel,
That wiesel...thought he could ruin MOB
but he was not right for the job.
Shit got all crazy, things when all hazy
diesel started whinning like baby, and turned shady.
shit never went his way... and he argues to this day
that he was the best to ever play,
the game we all know and love
the one diesel used to rub and tug his small knub.
So yall, this game is mohaa...
so keep playing, like you know you could
and you know you would
now that diesels gone for good.

[|$aucy|]

ha.. wait for it....

yo, I got to kick one with you guys
and share a memory seen with my own eyes,
about a guy we all know as diesel,
That wiesel...thought he could ruin MOB
but he was not right for the job.
Shit got all crazy, things when all hazy
diesel started whinning like baby, and turned shady.
shit never went his way... and he argues to this day
that he was the best to ever play,
the game we all know and love
the one diesel used to rub and tug his small knub.
So yall, this game is mohaa...
so keep playing, like you know you could
and you know you would
now that diesels gone for good.

Amazing. We have a winner.

[Spectre]

Ah bringing up old dirt. thats not good. I mean if i had skillz id through down.I dont want to go Malibus Most Wanted on you guys.

[HarryCaray]

oh no, oh no it's getten real hectic

but these rhymes so bad they belong in the septic

they make your ears bleed coming off the microphone

shady's been playing mohaa for years but he still aint known

i dont play mohaa im a CoD guy

but if i did you know you'd all die

i'd smoke you so fast like you were a broken jalopy

so tonight you guys pray that i dont go buy a copy

now lets put this guy choth to shame

wtf is choth?? man that names lame

he come online sayin he's got game

no matter how long you practice you'll always be the same

lol

[Silver]

wow can we say >>>WHITEBOY!<<<

heres my favorite:
roses are red
violets are blue
this shit sucks
and so does choth

[CommanderChoth]

ouch, double burned

[HarryCaray]

double burned, doubled burned

just like double churned

icecream that i eat so yummy

with extra toppings of gummy

bears, gummy bears

i eat them without a care

but dont worry. im not fat

i run real fast and im agile like a cat

but dont get confused i'm fierce like a dog

no one can match flat when he dumps huge logs

i think its time

to end this rhyme

wait wheres my mind?

you guys owe me a dime

so i can pay mr ice cream man for that sundae

so i can go home full of suger and play

on the computer which is fun

i think its better than smoking a blun*

haha you see my skills i made that rhyme

didnt i say it's time to end?

now way cuz i'm about to begin

step back fools you guys are cowards

i show you up with my fly a$$ words

ok, ok, i'm gettin tired

i'll see yea later cause i need to get hired

to get some money to buy some things

that will make me get very low pings

but that don't matter i'll whoop you anyway

just ask when ill say anyday.


**Wrote this when i was in the streets of Compton today

[Slimshady]

whoaa Harry I think you got that wrong,
I think your mind has gone
it ran off on you, so to you things are misconstrue
so you can't reply when I lay into you.

You talked about Mr.Shady's not known..
ya when I started, since then i've grown,
now I always own.

See me and the sauce are elite
were always bringin the heat,
Chew you up and spit you out like miced meat
sit you back down in your seat.

So step up to the plate
and be ready to be raped.

so show some respect you snob,
in the mohaa days you'd never even be looked at for MOB.


Ownt!

Ps. Nothing is mean't by this, it's just for a laugh.

[HarryCaray]

fo sho, fo sho

so sho me what you really got

you think you're cool with your whack rhymes...not!

in the rap just above this

you tried to get me by sayin a dis

but you messed up, should be MINCED

you say your Mr.Shady? boy your name is Spence

you grew up in the suburbs eat grilled cheese

and mommy would come wipe you when you'd sneeze

i laugh at your raps.. homie please

hire yourself a writer you need one.. jeez!

it's 10:41 on da clock

you can't touch me cuz im a jock

i run real fast and run real far

if you mess with me i'll leave you in scars

so Mr.Shady, realize that you've been beaten

you mention your bro Saucy but he ain't here spittin

if you want a fight ill bring my buddy lipton

he's a little weird, because he's emo

but it's ok now his hair's gone on account of his kimo

yup he's a baldy, wax's it nice

when he's listening to his emo band Thrice

it's 10:45 and i got to go

but theres one more thing you've got to know

i'm the greatest there ever was, and is ganna be

kid stop know, your raps annoy people like a flea



(All in good fun) lol