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| Spartan |
 02/26/06 10:39pm
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How to impress a woman...
wine her dine her call her hug her hold her surprise her compliment her smile at her laugh with her cry with her cuddle her shop with her give her jewellery buy her flowers hold her hand write love letters to her write poetry for her go to the ends of the earth and back for her How to impress a man... show up naked bring beer  This is Why yelling at a Man wont work! What a woman says: This place is a mess! C'mon! You and I need to clean up! Your stuff is lying on the floor and you'll have no clothes to wear if we don't do laundry right now! What a man hears: blah,blah,blah,blah, C'MON blah,blah,blah,blah, YOU AND I blah,blah,blah,blah, ON THE FLOOR blah,blah,blah,blah, NO CLOTHES blah,blah,blah,blah, RIGHT NOW Q: What is it when a man talks nasty to a woman? A: Sexual harassment. Q: What is it when a woman talks nasty to a man? A: $3.99 a minute. What is It when Bargod Goes to the Bar..? A: A waste of time and Beer.  --------------------  "Wars come and go, But my soldiers they stay eternal" - Tupac Shakur  |
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| Maj. H8Red |
02/26/06 10:39pm
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LMAO
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| Spartan |
02/26/06 10:42pm
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Major Group: Forum Member Posts: 668 Joined: January 19th 2006 From: Miami, Florida Member No.: 1545 Xfire: Cknife187 |
Lol i have nothing better to do
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| UNDEAD 1 |
02/27/06 2:04am
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ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT MY WIFE? !
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| Cross of Iron |
02/27/06 6:44am
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 Spartan .................Thats was great-------------------- |
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| flatliner |
02/27/06 9:19am
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Major General  Group: {MOB} Regs Posts: 1773 Joined: January 25th 2006 Member No.: 1553 |
I read that a fe years ago,
and then i got married. tuuuuuuhhhh rooooooth wow. its all in perspective now.  before 1st few yearsand then it is hallway sex where you pass eachother in the hall and say fuck you. |
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| UNDEAD 1 |
02/27/06 11:43am
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Major General Group: {MOB} Posts: 2753 Joined: January 17th 2006 Member No.: 1540 Xfire: UNDEADJAMES |
omg ,your funny!
im only in year 2 ,i hope its not true! -------------------- |
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| Maj. H8Red |
02/27/06 11:47am
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Major General Group: Banned Posts: 2922 Joined: July 13th 2005 From: Hockey Town Member No.: 1247 Xfire: majorh8red |
QUOTE(UNDEAD 1 @ 02/27/06 11:43am)  im only in year 2 ,i hope its not true! Oh it's true alright.......it's true -------------------- |
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| UNDEAD 1 |
02/27/06 12:08pm
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Major General Group: {MOB} Posts: 2753 Joined: January 17th 2006 Member No.: 1540 Xfire: UNDEADJAMES |
Oh it's true alright.......it's true [/quote] noooooooooooooooo! -------------------- |
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| Spartan |
02/27/06 12:29pm
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Major Group: Forum Member Posts: 668 Joined: January 19th 2006 From: Miami, Florida Member No.: 1545 Xfire: Cknife187 |
lifes a bitch aint it?
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