 Deep Thoughts, By Jack Handy |
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 04/28/06 7:56pm
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 First Lieutenant  Group: Forum Member Posts: 190 Joined: February 25th 2006 From: Brandon, MB, Canada Member No.: 1613 Xfire: Oh You  |
This guy used to be on Saturday night live, then in a strange twist of fate his wife killed him and commited suicide, or something like that. But its still really funny. You could probably find an audio recording of them, but these are just them typed up.
Deep Thoughts --------------------  >BsS<Oh You I will smash your face into a car windshield, and then take your mother Dorothy Mantooth out for a nice seafood dinner and never call her again. |
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04/28/06 8:38pm
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Major General  Group: {MOB} Regs Posts: 1773 Joined: January 25th 2006 Member No.: 1553 |
i hate to do this, but.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jack_Handey dont see that he is dead... maybe OH YOU wants him dead... |
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04/28/06 8:55pm
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First Lieutenant Group: Forum Member Posts: 190 Joined: February 25th 2006 From: Brandon, MB, Canada Member No.: 1613 Xfire: Oh You |
Oh wow, i will have to go back to my sources.
Even though i have been proven wrong, its still funny, so go read it, now!  And i know you really loved to do that flatliner, you can pretend you didn't, but you did! This post has been edited by Oh You: 04/28/06 8:55pm -------------------- >BsS<Oh You I will smash your face into a car windshield, and then take your mother Dorothy Mantooth out for a nice seafood dinner and never call her again. |
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04/28/06 9:08pm
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First Lieutenant Group: Forum Member Posts: 190 Joined: February 25th 2006 From: Brandon, MB, Canada Member No.: 1613 Xfire: Oh You |
-------------------- >BsS<Oh You I will smash your face into a car windshield, and then take your mother Dorothy Mantooth out for a nice seafood dinner and never call her again. |
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04/29/06 7:00am
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Major General Group: {MOB} Regs Posts: 1773 Joined: January 25th 2006 Member No.: 1553 |
i was giggling... tee heee heee style.....
I love jack handey, would hate to hear that he is dead. |
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04/29/06 8:29am
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Major General  Group: {MOB} Posts: 2753 Joined: January 17th 2006 Member No.: 1540 Xfire: UNDEADJAMES |
thinking of phil hartman!
news radio is one of the funniest shows ever! --------------------  |
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04/29/06 10:09am
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Major General Group: Forum Member Posts: 1567 Joined: March 8th 2006 Member No.: 1631 |
QUOTE(UNDEAD 1 @ 04/29/06 8:29am)  thinking of phil hartman! news radio is one of the funniest shows ever! WURD!! |
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