Critters, Roadkill? Options

[Shred and Burn]

I don't know if the moon was in the wrong place today or what.

I had 2 squirrels try to commit suicide under my wheels. Then, I'm getting off the turnpike and there is a deer in the middle of the off ramp.

And he's bold as hell. Just looking at me.

I'm going 65 and I'm like "Is that a dog?"

Had to slow down to about 5 mph. Dumbass wouldn't move (city deer?)

I got within about 20 feet, honked my horn and that made him move. Geez.

[Pancakes]

You know, if you kept going at 65, you could have brought home a free dinner, granted it didn't dent the front of your car.

[Krazed]

fuck thats why you need a truck that way you hit the sucker and have deer.

[Genocide Junkie]

I can relate to having run down some stragglers.... I've hit some odd animals... among them an emu and TWO count them TWO sheep.... who the hell hits a sheep?

[Shred and Burn]

You hit sheep?

Where do you live? Green Acres?

Haaaaaa

Ok, I can be honest. I hit a dog once.

I was driving with my low beams on at night and didn't see him until I hit him. I circled back around and there were cars and people everywhere by the time I got back. I wasn't sure what I had hit. This woman was like "who would run over a dog and just drive off?" (I didn't just drive off, I had to turn around.)

I would have come clean, but that crowd was getting unruly so I had to bail.

Remind me sometime Geno to tell you the story of the neighbors cat that drowned in our swimming pool.
(or ask Slayer. He likes that one)

- Shred

[Pancakes]

Ok, I can be honest. I hit a dog once.

- Shred

You monster!

[Radiation]

Was coming back from a trip in Giles Co., and was following a 90's model chevy tahoe, all the sudden he wheels hard into the left lane and there was a pig just standing in the middle of the interstate. As we got up beside him we just laughed an smiled. He looked like he shat himself.

[MADDOG]

I hit a dog once.- Shred

How dare u kill a nother dog =(





Plz tell me that u backed up over the dog one more time then drove off HA HA HA

[Blitz]

I've hit some odd animals... TWO count them TWO sheep.... who the hell hits a sheep?

Man thats wrong in more ways than I can think! At the same time or were these seperate incidents?
Frankly I find this disturbing!

Blitz

[MyWifesMule]

I've hit some odd animals... TWO count them TWO sheep.... who the hell hits a sheep?

Some Help, I've been told.

Heres his license plate that he proudly displays.

[Major.Pain]

I've hit some odd animals... TWO count them TWO sheep.... who the hell hits a sheep?

Some Help, I've been told.

Heres his license plate that he proudly displays.

No, no, no, that's just wrong! Some help doesn't hit sheep...he hits ON sheep, lol.



-Pain

[Genocide Junkie]

Different incidents. While where I live is well populated there are some rural areas where people have animals running loose on their property. The first sheep had two lucky goats with him that I managed to dodge as they decided that safety on the right side of the road was less enticing than the grass on the left side of the road. I left a trail of skid marks and a cloud of smoke trying to avoid them. The sheep was the unlucky one of the bunch. He bounced off my little Nissan 240SX quite well though (this was 10 yrs ago). Got up and ran away. The second one I thought I was dreaming while awake or something. Driving down Hwy 75 in N. AL in POURING down rain. Barely see the road and I see this animal standing in the road rear toward me in the road, swerved a little but still clipped it. Had I not had people in the car with me I would have thought I was crazy. After all, WHO THE HELL HITS A SHEEP? Yet alone TWO of them??? Had any of us been drug users I would have chalked it up to that but we were all clean....

[Nemesis]

Ok, we have a KANGAROO farm a few miles from my house. Idk WHY we have a damn kangaroo farm in the middle of no where.. but I've heard people hit them when they jump the fences. There's sheep near my house too, so if I ever hit a sheep I will let you know Geno lol.

[MyWifesMule]

Would anyone, (besides Some Help ) hit this?

[Keystone Two-Eight]

Weirdest thing I ever ran over was an alligator.

True story; I was taking the family to a family reunion in Louisiana, and while driving along I-10, just inside the n.o. city limits, a truck ahead of me with its flatbed down dumped a 6-7 foot long alligator (by mistake) onto the highway. I had no time to swerve, and hit it with all four wheels. I dont know, but Im guessing since he was in the back of a pick up, he was already dead, but after I ran over him, he definately was dead.



Thankfully, I was driving the SUV, so it just tweaked out the steering a bit. Should have seen the look on that mechanics face when i took the car to get re-eligned and he asked me how it go so out of whack!