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[Felony Melanie]

To the Commanding Officer: Real Deal

Dear Sir, with my apology, I should have written to you by e-mail. My post was meant with all due respect to clan MOB. I was straightforward and honest as I could be. As to your reply to my request, I say . . . Sir! Yes Sir!

Any person playing on-line for the first time will quickly learn how rampant and pervasive the hach’s have become in the servers. I speak for myself when I say I fought fire with fire. And I do not make any apologies for that. Likewise, I will pay the price too. Simply put, a day came that I longed to play MOHAA as it’s meant to be played, “Realism.” Thank you for your time and consideration in this matter.

To the other MOB members that replied to my post: It appears that I opened a can of strongeloides with dual reproductive cycles. I was a clanless player at the time (mid 03) when my IP was banned. Only after I came clean did I become a recruit and ultimately a member of {BB}. Make no mistake about this little old man. I’ll give you one thing: you’ve got balls – Big Ones! They may be mine, bouncing off your chin, but you’ve still got them. Say what you like about me hero, just remember your opinion’s are not worth more than 10cc’s of bottled syphilitic whore spit.

Indeed, I have attempted to run in your server in recent weeks, (and getting kicked for a banned IP), as far as trying to crash the server-throw me a fricken bone here. Perhaps your Detective should complete his homework (just the facts Madam), before impulsively relying on his deserting short-term memory. I wish I could see things from his point of view but I just can’t seem to get my head that far up my ass. Perhaps that’s why “Don’t get shit past him.”

I detect the kind of glaring logical inconsistencies in your ‘reasoning’ that only botch frontal lobotomy patients with crisscrossed shoelace scars on their sloped forehead are capable of making. Maybe someone in your clan should slap you on the back of the head & wake up that peg legged hamster that operates the drool-powered waterwheel of thought in there. Better yet, sit in the corner & wait until your spoken to or spit at. But hey, I got good news, at least one of your Officers has the intelligence to reel in the bois and pack them off to bed before it gets too dark.

If a person runs with Missionary in a dedicated Missionary server what possible concerns could you have? This was the impetus of my post. What part of Missionary don’t you understand? Sometimes you have to slap <SLAP> them in the face just to get their attention. Did you see that coming? Cause I sure as hell did!

I would love to stay and smash your pumpkin heads with a sledgehammer of verbal assault until you lose all grasp of language and are left with the words ‘Please’, ‘Kill’, and ‘Me’ as your only use of it.

Personally speaking, MOB is welcome to come into the dedicated Missionary {BB} server and nosedive my forehead into the ground like a Cessna in an Al-Qaeda workshop. Until then, you better slap a muzzle on that scaled down, piece of evil.

Sincerely yours,

{BB} Felony Melanie (SC)