Health Hack???, Information About MOHAA Hacks Options

[cypher]

I prefer to use the 'bitch-bot'. Every time somebody calls me a cheater I turn it on. It enables me to spawn-camp the living shit out of them until they leave the server. Epacy wrote it.

Cypher

[ScarFace]

Look at me guys i can spam too

[Shifty]

lol Cy

Mona thanks for the info but...

For such a thing to exist, it would have to be activated serverside...if you had something that'd increase your health it wouldn't work unless you were hosting the server yourself.

A lot of people believe such a thing exists because:

1) As scar mentioned, sometimes your health shows as 0
2) Weapons have an accuracy randomness built into them, so even when your crosshair is on someone the shot still misses. Sucks when it happens but thats the way it is.

PS: Haven't seen you on the server since I threatened to grab my sniper rifle...I'm waiting...

EDIT:

LMAO I just checked that site out...is that guy for real???

Sounds like a member of TC Choppers/ {BB} / [insert name of noobie clan here] talking out their ass to me

This post has been edited by Shifty: 01/11/05 10:55pm

[Mona Lisa]

Cypher,

Oh my soooo sensitive. I didn't call you a cheater. I took Real Deal's word that you don't hack. This thread is about health hacks in general. It's not about you. Someone else said that they don't exist. This thread is about that. Don't try to change the subject.

And by the way, you will never be good enough to make me do anything. I play this game to win. Only Real Deal can make me leave, and I like it here. I especially love owning vainglorious SOB's like you. I don't care if you have better stats. Although I haven't played lately, my numbers are pretty good, and my team ain't too bad either. Stop ego tripping. Only Diesel is GOD. Bring it hotshot!

Do you have anything to say about health hacks?

ML

[Mona Lisa]

Shifty,

You're right I haven't played much lately because of my work schedule, and I had to go out of town on personal business. In addition, it let me down when I played several times during Christmas vacation all night trying to break 2000 sniper kills and the stats didn't post (I broke 2000). It took away my desire to play for awhile. However, I'm pretty sure that you guys won't let me repeat as best sniper, so that's not my current goal, but if you runners and gunners are wasting your time sniping, then I accomplished something there. I'll see you soon on the battlefield. For now, the pen is mightier than the sword!

ML


Sorry, this has nothing to do with health hacks.

[cypher]

Do you have anything to say about health hacks?

Uh, they don't exist. But then again I knew that already. It's a pain in the ass being right all the time but it helps to make the n00bs look foolish.

BTW, I am one of the original members of MOB, been here for well over 2 years. If I want you gone you will disappear.

Have a nice day.

Cypher

ps: And yes, of course you called me a cheater, many times. I am the forgiving kind though and I chose to allow you to breathe. I am Cypher The Philanthropic.

[Mona Lisa]

So is Cypher the third GOD? I never called "YOU" a cheater. I never called Cypher a cheater. Now Cypher changed his name to Skiba. I did state a concern that one time in Stali I shot Skiba in the head several times with an SMG and he didn't die. There are other possibilities here. You say the hack does not exist; I read that it does. Moreover, I read that hacks are always possible if the right person can figure it out. Perhaps someone who is a programmer? I am willing to let it go as my mistake. I think the truth should come out so we all know about hacks. I don't want to falsely accuse someone. You were playing as Skiba. That was your fault. You deserve the criticism. You came clean, so that part is solved. I thought I shot you in the head, but I never called Cypher a cheater.

Being a founding father like you say, then ban me if you want. You probably don't like what I have to say. You don't have to like it. I don't like much of what the MOB guys say. I want to stay here, but if you want me gone then do it. You said that you have the right!

ML

[cypher]

LOL! You guys were right, she is an attention whore.

Ok, where to start...

First of all, I told the people that it mattered to that I would be playing as Skiba for various reasons. This is my fault? Like I need to explain myself to you? Are you fucking kidding me? I owe nothing to anybody but MOB and I extend that to the REGS out of respect. If you think you deserve to be included in that crowd I'm afraid you are sorely mistaken.

Second of all, Missionary is written entirely in VB. There is absolutely no such thing as a decompiler for VB. The reason for this is because VB is designed in such a way that the coder is actually working with containers for code, and not with low level hardware calls like C and C++. This is why C++ programs are so easily hacked, there are plenty of decompilers available for them. This is also why so many people try to hack opengl instead of Missionary. Bart has fixed this in the Missionary program.

Finally, why would I ask that you be banned? You are a pain in the ass with very little talent when it comes to playing MOHAA but that only makes it that much sweeter when I kill you repeatedly. Why would I ever give this up?

It is amazing that you have alienated and aggravated so many people in your short stay here, I can honestly say that your behavior is a first for our elite group of players.

XOXO,

Cypher

[Mona Lisa]

Whatever!

So you don't want to ban me, thanks. I like this conflict in my life. Even though you try to belittle my skills, I made your stat board last time in a couple of areas, so I'm not worried about taking you "ELITE" MOB players on any day of the week and twice on Sunday.

I never said that I wanted to become one of you MOB players. I have my own team, and we like being against the MOB (nothing personal intended).

In case you haven't noticed, I enjoy writing. If you knew me then maybe you would understand, but I am getting practice lately in that area. Do you think you have anyone in your elite MOB who can write as well as I do?

Relax Everyone,

Take a chill pill, drink a beer, or just go to sleep.

God bless Diesel!

ML

[Epacy]

So is Cypher the third GOD?

Actually Cypher is my only God. I sacrifice my rump to him.

I did state a concern that one time in Stali I shot Skiba in the head several times with an SMG and he didn't die. There are other possibilities here.

Ehhh, SICK! You are actually implying that the cheat exists. You say that much. <Grabbing Head in a fit of disbelief>

You know, as I am a keen intellect to grammar and such, which most everyone on this board will attest to, your tone and word-choice is very masculine. So, do you have a pair? Or are you trying to forget about that sac of skin? <tucked between legs>

[Mona Lisa]

Epacy,

At first, I thought of saying that I wanted to see your "rump" roasted, but that is Diesel's domain. Does the fantasy of your suggestion enthrall you?

Tough Love,

ML

[Epacy]

You never answered my questions. What are you shying from?


Here's my own personal curtain call....

[Shifty]

friendly tip for ya Mona:

Don't get into an argument with Epacy or Cypher, or even worse, with both at once.

No matter how eloquent the argument you put forth you'll lose.

Still...it'll make for enjoyable reading

[blk96gt]

When were you owning anyone, escpecially any MOB players? The only reason you had more sniper kills then anyone is because you played more then twice as many rounds with it then anyone else has. ANYONE can sit in the same spot and get that many kills if they played long enough.

[Druid]

The website you linked to has more bad or misleading info than anything.
No such thing as a health hack.

The most likely way the idea of a health hack was start is what Scar said or from the earliy days of mohaa proir to the 1st patch.
EA Games comepletly goofed up on multiplayer and left the single player cheats in by mistake. So if someone was using GOD mod on a 1.0 server, I could see how someone would call it a health hack.