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| Leadmagnet |
 11/09/05 8:00am
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 Second Lieutenant  Group: {MOB} Posts: 339 Joined: August 25th 2005 From: Palm Desert, CA Member No.: 1313 Xfire: seekrmk4  |
Bargod, Whats the Difference between a Northern Zoo and a Southern Zoo?
Animal Descriptions in Southern Zoo's include Cooking times....  Lead --------------------   |
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| BlackPlague |
11/09/05 8:11am
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 Colonel  Group: Forum Member Posts: 1012 Joined: September 3rd 2005 From: Atlanta Ga. USA Member No.: 1325 |
I don't get it... lol
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| Bargod |
11/09/05 10:32am
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 The Bargod Group: {MOB} Posts: 5008 Joined: March 4th 2004 From: Dallas Member No.: 641 Xfire: bargod |
Or, like here in Dallas, you can watch penguins stand around in August in 110 degree heat. It's like you're slow broiling them.
Of course, the Dallas zoo totally sucks. About 90% seems to consist of deer from around the world. "To your right is an oryx. If you look over on that hill you'll see a gazelle..." I get it! They're deer. Big friggan deal. I can see more interesting animals in my back yard. I heard the gorilla exhibit was cool... until the gorilla got loose last year and the cops shot it. Poor gorilla. --------------------   |
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| BlackPlague |
11/10/05 8:10am
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Colonel Group: Forum Member Posts: 1012 Joined: September 3rd 2005 From: Atlanta Ga. USA Member No.: 1325 |
Ok then...
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| xl-FLAME-lx |
11/11/05 1:01pm
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 Major General Group: Forum Member Posts: 2016 Joined: February 3rd 2004 From: In the ghetto of NM =( Member No.: 604 |
QUOTE(Bargod @ 11/09/05 11:32am)  I heard the gorilla exhibit was cool... until the gorilla got loose last year and the cops shot it. Poor gorilla. That was complete and utter bull shit. If your gonna have a zoo of wild animals you have to expect that sometimes severe shit is gonna go down. They should have been prepared better. --------------------  |
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| Bargod |
11/11/05 1:40pm
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The Bargod Group: {MOB} Posts: 5008 Joined: March 4th 2004 From: Dallas Member No.: 641 Xfire: bargod |
Yeah, a big stink was made about it. Apparently they trained regularly for emergency situations. However, when the emergency came, all the zoo people went to their assigned positions and waited for the police so they could move in and recapture it. Of course, the police didn't bother with the emergency procedure and went in and shot it. I should also point out that there was a woman and child that were kinda trapped by it. Still, if they had done things the way they were supposed to they probably wouldn't have killed it.
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| Rocker |
11/11/05 3:25pm
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First Lieutenant Group: Forum Member Posts: 137 Joined: February 16th 2005 Member No.: 1073 |
Guess they need a new Gorilla...I'll give 'em the name and number of one of my old girlfriends cause I can think of a couple that may fill the bill.
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| Undertow |
11/11/05 4:46pm
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QUOTE(Rocker @ 11/11/05 3:25pm) Guess they need a new Gorilla...I'll give 'em the name and number of one of my old girlfriends cause I can think of a couple that may fill the bill. So, You like to date women that look like gorilla's? Is that some kind of bestiality fetish?  -------------------- |
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| Maj. H8Red |
11/12/05 6:50am
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 Major General Group: Banned Posts: 2922 Joined: July 13th 2005 From: Hockey Town Member No.: 1247 Xfire: majorh8red |
QUOTE(Undertow @ 11/11/05 4:46pm) QUOTE(Rocker @ 11/11/05 3:25pm) Guess they need a new Gorilla...I'll give 'em the name and number of one of my old girlfriends cause I can think of a couple that may fill the bill. So, You like to date women that look like gorilla's? Is that some kind of bestiality fetish? LMFAO, yeah Rocker, wanna fill us in on that? Oh wait, on senond thought, keep that to yourself -------------------- |
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| TheGhost |
11/12/05 10:50am
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 Colonel Group: Banned Posts: 1208 Joined: April 12th 2005 From: Brockton, Massachusetts Member No.: 1138 Xfire: theghost921 |
QUOTE(Maj. H8Red @ 11/12/05 6:50am) QUOTE(Undertow @ 11/11/05 4:46pm) QUOTE(Rocker @ 11/11/05 3:25pm) Guess they need a new Gorilla...I'll give 'em the name and number of one of my old girlfriends cause I can think of a couple that may fill the bill. So, You like to date women that look like gorilla's? Is that some kind of bestiality fetish? LMFAO, yeah Rocker, wanna fill us in on that? Oh wait, on senond thought, keep that to yourself holy shit!! LMAO!! FLAMED  --------------------   lawlerberries on my rofflewaffles |
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| colonelbounds |
11/12/05 1:17pm
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 Colonel  Group: {MOB} Regs Posts: 856 Joined: June 28th 2005 From: Livingston, Texas Member No.: 1223 Xfire: colonelbounds |
Thats kinda weird rocker !! and yes plz do keep that to yourslef !!
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| BlackPlague |
11/14/05 8:01am
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Colonel Group: Forum Member Posts: 1012 Joined: September 3rd 2005 From: Atlanta Ga. USA Member No.: 1325 |
LOL, o righty then... Kinda freaky... Y would he admit that too?...
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| WPS_ROBBER |
11/14/05 10:37pm
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 PFC Group: Forum Member Posts: 25 Joined: November 2nd 2005 From: Gastonia NC US Member No.: 1406 |
Ever hear of a trank gun?? gees
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