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| Hatch |
 11/24/05 7:49pm
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 Sergeant Major  Group: Forum Member Posts: 81 Joined: November 1st 2005 From: Gulfport MS. Member No.: 1403  |
In a secluded state (Where they play banjo's) of the mid-eastern part of the USA, A redneck gets married. They are poor as dirt and cant afford a honeymoon. They stay at a boarding house in town for the big nite. She is very shy and removes her clothes slowly. The new groom says Whats wrong with you? She replies, This is my first time. Well He gets pissed calls her a bitch puts his clothes on and walked all the way back up in the mountains. When he gets inside the house his dad says what the hell are you doing home? he says that bitch was a virgin ! his dad replies, Son you did the right thing, if she wasnt good enough for her family she aint good enough for ours!
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| Maj. H8Red |
11/24/05 9:04pm
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 Major General Group: Banned Posts: 2922 Joined: July 13th 2005 From: Hockey Town Member No.: 1247 Xfire: majorh8red |
LMAO....wait I'm offended....
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| TheGhost |
11/25/05 9:04am
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 Colonel Group: Banned Posts: 1208 Joined: April 12th 2005 From: Brockton, Massachusetts Member No.: 1138 Xfire: theghost921 |
LOL!!!
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| BlackPlague |
11/26/05 9:35am
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 Colonel Group: Forum Member Posts: 1012 Joined: September 3rd 2005 From: Atlanta Ga. USA Member No.: 1325 |
LOL!
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| colonelbounds |
11/26/05 10:55pm
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 Colonel  Group: {MOB} Regs Posts: 856 Joined: June 28th 2005 From: Livingston, Texas Member No.: 1223 Xfire: colonelbounds |
LMAO !!!
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