In a secluded state (Where they play banjo's) of the mid-eastern part of the USA, A redneck gets married. They are poor as dirt and cant afford a honeymoon. They stay at a boarding house in town for the big nite. She is very shy and removes her clothes slowly. The new groom says Whats wrong with you? She replies, This is my first time. Well He gets pissed calls her a bitch puts his clothes on and walked all the way back up in the mountains. When he gets inside the house his dad says what the hell are you doing home? he says that bitch was a virgin ! his dad replies, Son you did the right thing, if she wasnt good enough for her family she aint good enough for ours!

LMAO....wait I'm offended.... J/K

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LMAO !!! That was good !!