today i was walking through a parking lot, and it was a bit noisy. a very subtle sound fell to my ears and made me whip head so hard i almost snapped my neck. A truck was idling and sounded EXACTLY like a tank being stolen. Actually had to stop and listen for a bit. it was uncanny, and i got quite a chuckle.

they are bigger then her head.

LOL, damn flatliner, lol, gomer

You got to much time on your hands lmao

leave my wife out of this...ahem...

and for her...you would need alot of time for your hands.

happy valentines day fuckers...

she better be drinking lots of milk, cuz when she gets old.....BAMM.....osteophorosis is gonna kick her assssss!

THATS HILARIOUS! ive had dreams after a long binge but never did i almost give myself whiplash while walking through the parking lot! very funny!

what 3 things do men love that start with M.



Movies

Music

and



mmmmm tits.

I'm no male than...tits the M of buM

nice

great term

bum. lol ( )( )

Time for you to contribute to my fund for building a "CoD Addicts Anonymous" shelter. You know, before it gets to the point where you walk down the street gibbering 'Enemy spotted!' or worse yet assume karate defence postures towards little old ladies with large purses walking behind you, thinking they are about to 'satchel' bash you!

or i will jump out of my car and spin aimlessly around trying to find where the hell i am....

LOL!
When you heard the "tank being stolen", did you look for your bazooka, realize you didn't have one, so try to switch to a smoke canister, only to realize you are out so you tear your ass outta there?

HOPPING AROUND!

Did ya even try to look for a satchel?