I am 18, freshman at the University of Georgia. During the summer/break I work as a veterinary assistant.
hiya im Mr.Scruff and i sleep on the sidewalks in my tattered trench coat by night, read berenstein bears chapter books and search for quarters by morning, and play my bass on the sidewalk for the afternoon and then repeat this process and never shave.
(and dont ask how i play COD because that ruins my whole story!)
(and dont ask how i play COD because that ruins my whole story!)
QUOTE(GOOSEDOWN @ 03/23/06 7:19pm) 
I'm 55 with 25 years working at a electric utility. Thats right you're useing my product right now as you read my words. I have never been promoted at my job because I hired in at the top. I'm an electrician and I like what I do. I could do more with my life but I found out when I was young that ambition has a high price, and I have enough of everything I want and need so why move up.
I wish, since I'm using your product Mr.Goosedown, that you could have a way of getting a pop-up on screen so that we can hear one of your funny one-liners to put us in high-spirits for the day
Goosedown and I have something in common. I'm 51, I am a licensed master electrician with an A.A.S. degree in electronic technology, i've been in the electricial field for 37 years. I work as an industrial electricial technician specializing in troubleshooting malfunctions of industrial machinery.
you work at a plant and fix machines...
QUOTE(MyWifesMule @ 03/24/06 5:39pm)
Goosedown and I have something in common. I'm 51, I am a licensed master electrician with an A.A.S. degree in electronic technology, i've been in the electricial field for 37 years. I work as an industrial electricial technician specializing in troubleshooting malfunctions of industrial machinery.
Maybe both of you are twins seperated at birth without knowing that eerily you've both been living the same lifestyles ever since ~ oooooooooh [* fade in twilight zone music*]
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Maybe both of you are twins seperated at birth without knowing that eerily you've both been living the same lifestyles ever since ~ oooooooooh [* fade in twilight zone music*]
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ooh this is when the lights fade and the eerie music starts and it gets all creepy!!!!
seriously though, thats a pretty weird coincedence
Maybe both of you are twins seperated at birth without knowing that eerily you've both been living the same lifestyles ever since ~ oooooooooh [* fade in twilight zone music*]
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ooh this is when the lights fade and the eerie music starts and it gets all creepy!!!!
seriously though, thats a pretty weird coincedence
nice one, hell.
where the "hell"( lipton attempted a funny!!) do you come up with this kindof stuff anyway?!
where the "hell"( lipton attempted a funny!!) do you come up with this kindof stuff anyway?!
QUOTE(Lord Lipton @ 03/25/06 12:43am)
nice one, hell.
where the "hell"( lipton attempted a funny!!) do you come up with this kindof stuff anyway?!
where the "hell"( lipton attempted a funny!!) do you come up with this kindof stuff anyway?!
One day Mr.Lipton, I'll mention what I do for a living [or most of it], then it'll be clear how my demented humour spews out from me.... Speaking of demented, I haven't seen Dr.Satan lately!!!?
Hey Lipton, keep the soup a'rollin 
no soup for you !
LMAO *passin*
this is the soup pass thread ! lip's basment wooo
~~~~~>h8
~~~~~>h8
QUOTE(Hellfighter @ 03/25/06 8:52pm)
QUOTE(Lord Lipton @ 03/25/06 12:43am)
nice one, hell.
where the "hell"( lipton attempted a funny!!) do you come up with this kindof stuff anyway?!
where the "hell"( lipton attempted a funny!!) do you come up with this kindof stuff anyway?!
One day Mr.Lipton, I'll mention what I do for a living [or most of it], then it'll be clear how my demented humour spews out from me.... Speaking of demented, I haven't seen Dr.Satan lately!!!?
I was in florida last week getting my face burn to the third degree,.... never fell asleep on a beach!!!!
Who is Dane cook ??????
Sip of the soup-------->Helly!!
QUOTE(Dr.Satan(QC) @ 03/28/06 10:31am)
QUOTE(Hellfighter @ 03/25/06 8:52pm)
QUOTE(Lord Lipton @ 03/25/06 12:43am)
nice one, hell.
where the "hell"( lipton attempted a funny!!) do you come up with this kindof stuff anyway?!
where the "hell"( lipton attempted a funny!!) do you come up with this kindof stuff anyway?!
One day Mr.Lipton, I'll mention what I do for a living [or most of it], then it'll be clear how my demented humour spews out from me.... Speaking of demented, I haven't seen Dr.Satan lately!!!?
I was in florida last week getting my face burn to the third degree,.... never fell asleep on a beach!!!!
Who is Dane cook ??????
Sip of the soup-------->Helly!!
what part of florida satan?
I was a the trump sonesta resort in Ft-Lauderdale
Sunny Isle i think!
Sunny Isle i think!
satan is it just me or do u think that house of a thousand corpses is THE MOST F-ED UP and WEIRDEST movie you have ever seen?
QUOTE(Mr.Scruff @ 03/28/06 4:14pm)
satan is it just me or do u think that house of a thousand corpses is THE MOST F-ED UP and WEIRDEST movie you have ever seen?
You won't think that until you see a few Coffin Joe movies -if you like horror genre....
http://www.imagesjournal.com/issue10/revie...finjoe/pic1.htm
Well scruff i think house of 1000 corpse is pretty good better than the second one Devil's reject!! As for coffin joe never heard of it but look not too bad for a b-series movie probably in the same category as toxic the avenger!
Have you ever seen the first movie from peter jackson Braindead pretty gory!!lol
Have you ever seen the first movie from peter jackson Braindead pretty gory!!lol
QUOTE(Undertow @ 03/20/06 1:08pm)
QUOTE(Maj. H8Red @ 03/20/06 4:04pm)
QUOTE(Lord Lipton @ 03/20/06 3:54pm)
my main occupation is riding in h8's and BP's shortbus
That's NOT MY BUS!!1!!!11! It's Undertow's, he has the title for it
lol, I do own it! Just picked up a 95' Ford Windstar. It seats seven! It's the short, short bus.
Windstar? wow....that is like, Winstar is to an SUV what a Suzuki Samurai is to a Pickup Truck......Its a Van....tear out the rear seats, put wall to wall shag carpeting and you got your self a RV!
Lead
QUOTE(HammaTime @ 03/20/06 10:40pm)
I'm beginning to think I'm the geezer of the family. I'm 49 and a freelance photographer shooting for both national and regional magazines and national newspapers. I also do a bit of commercial photography. I first got hooked on computer gaming in 1985 when I was working as a systems analyst for brokerage firms in New York. We built some of the earliest computerized trading systems for Wall Street. I'd work all day and then stay up all night in the office playing with my new Apple Macintosh 512K (no hard drive, just floppy disks). Scarab of Ra was the first game to feed my addiction.
LODE RUNNER for me Hamma.....those were the days.....
QUOTE(Dr.Satan(QC) @ 03/29/06 4:08am)
Have you ever seen the first movie from peter jackson Braindead pretty gory!!lol
you call that a horor? Braindead is just some splatter movie with more blood than your swimmingpool can hold..
QUOTE(Dr.Satan(QC) @ 03/28/06 9:08pm)
.........As for coffin joe never heard of it but look not too bad for a b-series movie probably in the same category as toxic the avenger!
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Ohhhh, I highly recommend you look into renting a coffin Joe vid. It's nowhere near your run of the mill horror B-movies-!!!!
After you rent this series of movies Satan, I can pretty much guarantee that YOU will worship them and build a shrine to keep the DVDs in... right beside your Lipton voodoo doll.
Hey Feezou i don't say it's horror it's more gore not scary but funny!!lolYeah Hell i'll try to find some of his movie!
And by the way here's a picture of my voodoo doll my dog appreciate it very much!!
And by the way here's a picture of my voodoo doll my dog appreciate it very much!!
QUOTE(Dr.Satan(QC) @ 03/29/06 9:59am)
Hey Feezou i don't say it's horror it's more gore not scary but funny!!lolYeah Hell i'll try to find some of his movie!
And by the way here's a picture of my voodoo doll my dog appreciate it very much!!
And by the way here's a picture of my voodoo doll my dog appreciate it very much!!
Sweet Geezus Murphy!!! Pray, Dr.Satan, pray that Mr. Lipton doesn't have within his reach, the power to launch Cruise missiles
LOLOLOLOL
Bring it on Lipty!!!
Bring it on Lipty!!!
QUOTE(Dr.Satan(QC) @ 03/29/06 9:59am)
Hey Feezou i don't say it's horror it's more gore not scary but funny!!lolYeah Hell i'll try to find some of his movie!
And by the way here's a picture of my voodoo doll my dog appreciate it very much!!
im sorry but thats the funniest thing ive seen in forums to date! sorry lipton?
And by the way here's a picture of my voodoo doll my dog appreciate it very much!!
No comment Lipton?
OMFG YOU PIG! NO ONE IS SUPPOSED TO KNOW ABOUT MY BREASTS!
i'm not good at this kind of stuff, maybe i'll have pez or HF brew me up something good for you.
bastard..
i'm not good at this kind of stuff, maybe i'll have pez or HF brew me up something good for you.
bastard..
Oh Really? I'm so sorry Man...guess everybody knows about your vagina!! If not sorry for that too!!
LMAO
LMAO
QUOTE(Lord Lipton @ 03/30/06 2:55pm)
OMFG YOU PIG! NO ONE IS SUPPOSED TO KNOW ABOUT MY BREASTS!
i'm not good at this kind of stuff, maybe i'll have pez or HF brew me up something good for you.
bastard..
i'm not good at this kind of stuff, maybe i'll have pez or HF brew me up something good for you.
bastard..
oook Lippton... I'm still a bit buzzed from fehe hreere...
http://www.mobclan.com/forums/upload/index...showtopic=10604
byt I'll see what I can do fotr you...... damn cheap Querbec wine.....! Sil;ver is such a baaad influence =-its not funhyy.
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