Ok, Gen.Sam has the smarter, original version of this thread's theme.

Rules here are post at most 5 reasonably funny but dumb quicky jokes. The ones you are safe to tell online unlike if you told them to others in real life, resulting in you being disowned and shunned by those who formally respected you.

1.A jumper cable walked into a bar. The bartender said, "I'll serve you, but don't start anything."

2.Punky Junior "Dad, why haven't you spoken to mom all week!"
Dad, "Because she told me never to interrupt her!"

3.Jane, "What day is your birthday?"
Jimmy, "July 11th"
Jane, "What year?"
Jimmy, "Every year."

4. Spell "80" with two letters..... A-T

5. Bob, "Wouldn't you like to walk through the streets of Amsterdam someday?"
Sue, "Absolutely! Wooden shoe?"

A blind man walks into a bar....

....and then I saw Bargod behind the counter with his big....

Zombie head and he was looking into his eyes, saying.....

What did the pirate say when he got done watching the movie?
It was rated arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.