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TheGhost
...and saucy thought it was a big hairy turd so he.....
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...chopped off behomoth's head and stuffed it down his neck...
Silver
the rat still looking out rd's ass said fu@k this crazy place and went back inside just then....
zeeky h. bomb
..the kool aid man crashes in ..."oh ye-yah!"...
CyCo_Slacker
....a long night of screwging, blow-jobs, and goin to hell made everyone thristy so they drank the kool-aid man and watch him die, afterwards saucy humped the bowl....
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...because cyco_slacker was having sex with solidrocker at the zoo...
CyCo_Slacker
....just then cyco and solid regain there senses and went to rd's and pulled saucy off the glass-man and beat the shit out of him for bein sooo damn gay just then.....
Silver
we all figured out why solid hangs with cyco....there B/F + G/F, solid of course wants to go to get the gay wedding thing going...when POB (the usher at the gay wedding) proclaims his undying.....
|$aucy|
...love for shenis's...
Soul Assassins
Cock in his grill, he then proclaimed he loved the man gravy and then
CyCo_Slacker
rd woke up with a start and sed holyshit! realizin it was just a dream but then he looked across his bed to see the naked....
Silver
hipp0 in a tutu looking at real with love eyes when...
realdeal
Real said, "Come here big momma and gimme some of that Rhino ass!"...Meanwhile....
blk96gt
...Saucy and Solid finish working their "magic" on each other in World of Gayness, when suddenly Saucy realizes...
TheGhost
that it wasnt solid he was with instead it was behemoth!... blink.gif
Soul Assassins
Bent over and slothed over with Vaseline, feeling dissheveled
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...because he ate too many manwiches and got mayonaisse all over his face...
TheGhost
...when all of a sudden Micheal Jackson barges into the room and says, "That's ignorant... why hello little boys! Come to mikey"...
Soul Assassins
As Silver bends over and takes the posistion Mikey loves the most he then looks back and...
TheGhost
...finds a little toothpick being stuck into his ass when suddenly.....
PISTOFFBAD
.....Silver screams out "slap dat ass", "slap dat ass" just before....
zeeky h. bomb
..the kool aid man returns...
Mona Lisa
...with risky sex on his mind he yearns for RD's behind, but Mikey J., who loves to play, pays off all around, including the clown, for the rights to RD's gay "way," but suddenly then...
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...mona lisa pwnz everyone with her insane sk!llz...
Mona Lisa
...back from the past comes Ghunga Din in a mood for sin. With a curled dagger he starts a sexy swagger and kisses Mikey J. on the hand...
Silver
just then pissed off bad walks in and says in his gay voice "oh my! monkeys and dongs!" and he whips out a 12 incher and inserts it in his....
*AtimA*
vagina and starts screaming im ccoommiinngg then silver gets pissed cause he.....
TheGhost
he wanted POB's 12 incher but he missed out...Then barney the purple dinosaur shows up and.....
Slimshady
.... he rips off his big dinosaur dick and slaps silver a few times intill barney sees that silver was enjoyin it and then he...
CyCo_Slacker
....reattached his dick and screwed the shit outta silver when outta nowwhere....
Soul Assassins
Slim Shady is knocked over and gang raped by behemouth and RD as the laugh manically...
blk96gt
...while soul assassin is watching in the corner of the room playing with his vagina, when out of nowhere...
Slimshady
....a big black stunt cock comes in and rapes soul, RD and behemoth intill they all start to cry, then all of a sudden...
Soul Assassins
As slim turns around a 500lb silver back gorilla hauls him into a tree and repeatedly creampies his ass hole leaving him broke backed and purple kneed..just then......
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...his pants spontaneously combusts...
TheGhost
shooting his little balls into saucy's eyes and then saucy proceeds to eat them...
Slimshady
...but the balls were just way to big for saucy to finish eating so soul, silver and the ghost had to help him finish them off. then out of nowhere....
TheGhost
ghost pulled out his 45 and blew slim head clean off his shoulders...
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... silver vomited into slim's mouth...
blk96gt
...while saucy was castrating nuns...
TheGhost
and gettin raped by Father Stanley.... meanwhile silver was pissin in the holy water when....
zeeky h. bomb
saucy suddenly rips silver's eyes out and skulll fvcks him in the left socket until ...
CyCo_Slacker
zeeky bomb sed hey what about me u guz i want some of the man lovin too! which led to the horrible gang raping of him by everyone in the room until he.....
TheGhost
he shoved his dick into saucy's nose and then it popped out his eye and he busted in it when just then.....
Mona Lisa
...Father Stanley burst into the room and mowed everyone down with an AK, splashed Holy Water on the remains, and said fifty Hail Marys. RD and Mikey J. peeped around the doorway and since they were engaged, Father Stanley married them in a pool of blood...
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...AND THEN...Saucy took chainsaw and castrated EVERYONE (nunz & all)...
TheGhost
when a SECOND nuke fell and blew all of their dead bodies to hell AGAIN...
Rudy
...when Rudy walked in and said as a tear rolled down his cheek"This is the most beautiful and wonderful moment ive ever seen". He walked over and scraped up the remains of Spectre, which will come in handy when. . . .
|$aucy|
...it gets cold at night and Rudy needs something to fuel the fire with while making love to a fat cambodian albino...
*AtimA*
women with a strap on dildo!.... (#100)
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