I don't know what to make of SlimShady's smear tactics. On the one hand, SlimShady's apologues have gotten way out of hand. But on the other hand, yawping academicism has come to occupy a vitriolic place in the national dialogue. The full truth of my conclusion I shall develop in the course of this letter but the conclusion's general outline is that my long-term goal is to advocate social change through dialogue, passive resistance, and nonviolence. Unfortunately, much remains to be done. As you may have noticed, SlimShady is thoroughly versipellous. When he's among plebeians, SlimShady warms the cockles of their hearts by remonstrating against ethnocentrism. But when SlimShady's safely surrounded by his foot soldiers, he instructs them to undermine liberty in the name of liberty. That type of cunning two-sidedness tells us that SlimShady doesn't care about freedom, as he can neither eat it nor put it in the bank. It's just a word to him. When I first became aware of SlimShady's covert invasion into our thought processes, all I could think was how I normally prefer to listen than to speak. I would, however, like to remind SlimShady that there are some foolhardy freaks of nature who are shabby. There are also some who are uninformed. Which category does SlimShady fall into? If the question overwhelms you, I suggest you check "both". In the immediate years ahead, SlimShady might be diagnosed with a special type of mental illness that is not yet recognized. But for now, be aware that his dupes consider his canards a breath of fresh air. I, however, find them more like the fetid odor of nihilism. I have always assumed that being shielded from the consequences of his bad judgment and bad behavior has made him careless, but the fact of the matter is that his maudlin preoccupation with chauvinism, usually sicklied over with such nonsense words as "saccharogalactorrhea", would make sense if a person's honor were determined strictly by his or her ability to scorn and abjure reason. As that's not the case, we can conclude only that the first lies that he told us were relatively benign. Still, they have been progressing. And they will continue to progress until there is no more truth; SlimShady's lies will grow until they blot out the sun.

SlimShady's orations are not our only concern. To state the matter in a few words, this is a free country, and I insist we ought to keep it that way. I want to give people more information about SlimShady, help them digest and assimilate and understand that information, and help them draw responsible conclusions from it. Here's one conclusion I indubitably hope people draw: If SlimShady makes fun of me or insults me, I hear it, and it hurts. But I take solace in the fact that I am still able to tackle the multinational death machine that SlimShady is currently constructing. But this is something to be filed away for future letters. At present, I wish to focus on only one thing: the fact that if one could get a Ph.D. in Collectivism, he would be the first in line to have one. The only weapons SlimShady has in his intellectual arsenal are book burning, brainwashing, and intimidation. That's all he has, and he knows it.

As the oft-repeated saying goes, "People who collaborate with SlimShady and expect SlimShady to show them the same consideration deserve to be left out in the cold". The importance of that saying is that it reminds us that SlimShady's more than rapacious. He's mega-rapacious. In fact, to understand just how rapacious SlimShady is, you first need to realize that when you tell SlimShady's hatchet men that the reservoir from which SlimShady draws his vicegerents is primarily the masses of malodorous fiends, they begin to get fidgety, and their eyes begin to wander. They really don't care. They have no interest in hearing that he has a strategy. His strategy is to make us too confused, demoralized, and disunited to put up an effective opposition to his pranks. Wherever you encounter that strategy, you are dealing with SlimShady. I don't mean to condemn anyone's beliefs, but if I were to compile a list of SlimShady's forays into espionage, sabotage, and subversion, it would fill an entire page and perhaps even run over onto the following one. Such a list would surely make every sane person who has passed the age of six realize that the reason SlimShady wants to let down ladders which the choleric, blathering, and unenlightened scramble to climb is that he's utterly pathetic. If you believe you have another explanation for his deranged behavior, then please write and tell me about it. He wants us to believe that he has answers to everything. How stupid does he think we are? The answer to that question has broad implications. For example, SlimShady accuses me of being narrow-minded. Does he assert I'm narrow-minded because I refuse to accept his claim that we ought to worship unsympathetic, irresponsible jerks as folk heroes? If so, then I guess I'm as narrow-minded as I could possibly be. Finally, any one of the points I made in this letter could be turned into a complete research paper, but the conclusion of each would be the same: SlimShady's values are part and parcel of a larger game plan to deny both our individual and collective responsibility to live in harmony with each other and the world.

*pass the thesarus please*

LMFAO!! Saucy, I love you.

are we talking about {MOB}slimshady... or the rapper? if this is insight into his rapping you tink too much... if its about our slim... you have too much carnal knowlege of him

BTW its silver... not dg

To clear up any discomfiture, the above complaint is meant for none other than the Canadian-dwelling MOB-member; Mr. SlimShady.

Dear Isis,

Shakira does not yodel. That is all.

Regards,
Saucy

"wtf buffallo bill" as quoted by stiffler!

man you need to get out of your head for a while!!!

Um, I quit reading after the first paragraph. Let me know when Cliff's notes come out for this.

so why are thinking so much about the psy of slim????? are you THE stalker??? or did manalisa invade your home and take your pc?

let me get my thesarus out and give me a couple days cause i'm too busy with exams and i'll have a letter in response.

amen to that..

Simpletons.

LMAO! Saucy, I disagree about Shakira, however I still love you.

is slim back and playing yet?

I didnt understand half the words said in that Hot Sauce.

I'll be back playing either sunday or monday. I can't wait.

I can sense your FEAR
As I draw NEAR
You actually think you can get a KILL
But your overwelmed by my SKILL
Only now should you CRY
For you are about to DIE



Bwahahahhahahahahahahahahahhahahahhahahahahahahahhaa!! I expected better from ML

Spectre isn't ML.
And Saucey, it's not that I'm a simpleton. As you know I am your intellectual superior. It's just that I'm lazy and that was a long post.
Actually, to quote a great man, "It's not that I'm lazy. It's that I just don't care..."

Mr.BG was too great to sign himself as the author of that quote

Or the movie

Sorry, but I see the same avatar and I think "ML!!!" Besides, it was like 3 a.m. and I was hella tired. I still think that poem is absurd.

Again, ?

Hey Sabot, guess what? I stated my opinion, I didn't ask you for yours. If I wanted your opinion I would call you out like the little bitch you are. Is that better?

God, some people need to be sedated.....

Bargod will be directing the movie. I will be starring in it with Keira Knightley, Scarlett Johansson, Charlize Theron, Isis, and Shakira.

Anticipated relase date: Summer of 2008.

Saucy, have you checked out my "myspace" yet? Keira Knightly is my friend!!! She's in my top 8 so we must be very good friends. You can't just put anybody there, you have to be reeeeaaaalllly close with them to get in your top 8. Really.

Awesome!!!

Ok... we're 3/6 of the way to completing our cast. Isis has already agreed, and now we have Keira.

I only read the subject titles.

Awww, strike a nerve? Shouldn't take things so personally. My comment was simply a re-statement of an earlier comment about the thread in general, not you personally. Besides, the forums are all about opinions. Take your Prozac and chill out, eh?

Pfft...hardly. I'm just telling you know how it is.

im knew here, but lord have mercy, Mister Saucy is one some kind ofwriter Hell some of those wurds arent even in the dicktionary. I went to the library today so i knows. versipellous, did he mean vespilloes? Well it doesant matter bacause i love his name anyway. if it wernt for saucy gumbo, my life wouldnt be the same. Saucy, in Louisiana Saucy could be guvenor with a name like that. we luv our hot sauce.

One day i want to be able to right like Mister Saucy

Ok, my english is very poor so I had to grab a dictionary to actualy understand it..And yes I'm Dumb to
The wierd thing was that I was actualy better off using my Latin Dictionary than my English one..

Apologues : A moral fable, especially one having animals or inanimate objects as characters.
Yawping : To talk loudly, raucously, or coarsely.
Academicism : Traditional formalism, especially when reflected in art.
Vitriolic : Vitriol is a quality of abusive or malicious forms of speech or feelings. The name that alchemists gave to sulfuric acid.
Versipellous : Etymology Formed from versi- 'turning, changing' (combinatory form of Latin versus 'turn') + ultimately Latin pellis 'skin'.
Plebeians : In Ancient Rome, the plebs was the general body of Roman citizens, distinct from the privileged class of the patricians. A member of the plebs was known as a plebeian.
Remonstrating : To say or plead in protest, objection, or reproof.
Ethnocentrism : (Greek ethnos ("nation" + -centrism) or ethnocentricity is the tendency to look at the world primarily from the perspective of one's own culture.
Canards : means hoax. In the field of computing, it has also acquired the meaning of "confused and mistaken belief".
Fetid : Having an offensive odor
Nihilism :as a philosophical position is the view that the world, and especially human existence, is without meaning, purpose, comprehensible truth, or essential value. (I knew this one )
Maudlin : Effusively or tearfully sentimental.
Saccharogalactorrhea : Hard to say… seems to be latin of some sort… Saccharofarinaceous : pertaining to or consisting of sugar and meal.
Scorn : Contempt or disdain felt toward a person or object considered despicable or unworthy. The expression of such an attitude in behavior or speech; derision. One spoken of or treated with contempt.
Benign : can refer to any medical condition which, untreated or with symptomatic therapy, will not become life-threatening.
Orations : is a Latin word for speaker (from the Latin verb oro, meaning "I speak" or "I pray").
Assimilate : from Latin assimilatio meaning "to render similar".
Indubitably : Too apparent to be doubted; unquestionable.
Solace : (album), a 2004 music album by Xavier Rudd.
a 1991 music album by Sarah McLachlan.
a fictional distributed-processing artificial intelligence in the fiction of Spider Robinson.
a fictional town in the Dragonlance books.
(computer game), a game by Freeverse Software.
Collectivism : is a term used to describe a theoretical or practical emphasis on the group.
Rapacious : Taking by force; plundering. Greedy; ravenous. Subsisting on live prey.
Vicegerents : is the official administrative deputy of a ruler or head of state. (Latin: vice (in place of) + gerens (governing).)
Malodorous : Having a bad odor; foul
Fidgety : To behave or move nervously or restlessly.
Subversion : Obsolete A cause of overthrow or ruin
Choleric : A person who is choleric is easily angered or bad tempered.
Blathering : Babbling is a stage in child language acquisition, during which an infant appears to be experimenting with making the sounds of language, but not yet producing any recognizable words.
Assert : To state or express positively; affirm: asserted his innocence.To defend or maintain (one's rights, for example).