One day silver was bending over in his garden, when saucy...

Took out his garden hose...

And stuck it somewhere with...

And aim right at Silver's...

really ,really small....

tool shed, where he hides his.....

booby tassels he got from...

liptons mom... HEY WAIT!!!

said emo lipton who then...

Cut himself on his...

..toy gun.

but then Silver drank wine all night until...

Mona Lisa finish her/his poor blowjob looking for attention again but silver....

...was satisfied with the job anyway. Later he got a seldom visit from.......

....Bill Clinton, Who also have ......

swore on a stack of Bibles this tall that he "Never had a sexual relationship with that woman"! To that Silver replied.......

Boy, you boned her as many times as I boned your mom. Bill replied...

ha!!!! the joke is on you. That was my dad in drag so........................

Silver started to gag himself when he saw...

Bill clinton repeatedly say "that depends on what is, is"

Then a guy wearin' a leather jacket came by and said, "Jack and Jill went up the hill....each had a buck and a quawteh.......Jill came down with two-fitty - OHHHHHHhhh, my achin' bawls!"

Obviously shaken, but not stirred, Flatliner said............

i love it when...

..Harrys tiny..

pinky toe...

that he painted Fire Engine Red

and dressed up with little clothes and...

a little hat, goes to...

A barbie strip club...

to swing on the pole and get his Jerry Beads.

After putting the beads around his..........

scoped Mosin Nagant, he loaded the chamber with the special round he has been saving for.........

Insertion into...

Silvers round gaping...

...LEDERHOSEN...repeatedly...because

he couldn't do it to a bear on his camping trip. Now he grabbed a...

jar of honey and a LARGE brush,and went .......

..berserk in the forest. Then suddenly .......

the bear come back with a big jar of Vaseline, then silver lay down face to the ground and ...

...the bear, who was actually a park ranger in disguise, started laughing and said, "Hands up BITCH!! You are under arrest for attempting to have sexual relations with an animal!!" when suddenly...

a goth chick scared the ranger and picked Silver up in her arms and...

said in a deep manly voice.......

Touch my tra la la over in the...

the dark closet so i can slit my wrists when you...

see H8 is having "dinner" to you 2 and...

spent the night in a cheap hotel, for $14 dollars didnt sleep so well, when the morning came with bells on they hitch hiked the rest of the way down to....

Goosedown's place to look at his......

fine collection of bondage equipment.Silver ,with a smile on his face.................

,jumped right in, of course he knew what to do so he took the...

silver plated fire hydrant and exuberantly.......

took the fluffy handcuffs,and cuffed Goosedown to the wall,then he got hold of the ...........

vasaline. He violently rubbed it on gooses...