small and laps, he began his best impersonation of a small lap dancer......

when memories of the late great Sonny Bono...........

..made him cry like a child. So then he became a small crying lap dancer with.....

a cheesy mustache, bell bottom studded white pants, and

then put on his rollerskates so he could...

he could skate to his favorite "Journey" cd's. As he rounded the first corner the roller of his skate........

...ended up in Rommel's......

mouth,so ,after choking for a few mins ,he got it out and threw it ......................

at Cross' prize fish on his mantle knocking it off. Cross was so pissed he...

....had to count to ten or he would use some bad language. Well he did anyway. Then he.........

Ran in circles yelling the sky is falling..........the sky is falling and at that moment...................

his pants fell down exposing his horribly disfigured...

..second prize fish. So that is why he had such a big.......

shit eating grin because in his heart he knew he had a first place disfigured fish. Driving him mad, he ran in circles spouting naughty words in spanish and broken french when..........................

he noticed choth pulling a huge....

..worm out of his...

enormous and gaping...

AAA emergency travel kit and fanny pouch.......

with the lanyard resembling a hot naked...

Frog?....

The hot naked Frog jumped on DirtyHarry and started to...

....tell bad jokes. Then suddenly a little......

pickled pepper, peeped out from around the pipe and picked a...

large and curious red..