... hair's ass but the Vaseline was out of date so goose juicy is having a 3degre burn on his ass but....

thanks to a liberal application of Preparation H he saved his hemeroids from total destruction....Meanwhile, Rommel...

in his best southern (Sgt. Thomas) sexy accent said.......

goose take your thumb out my butt and...

Stick is in the front with...

such a force that...

the resulting exuberant wails prompted a ....

A passing stranger to call for .....................

for Choth to take his rightful place amoung the.............................

shemales, then he/she took a spear and...

penetrated Slim's....

inflatable dolls of Lipton and choth.

Then, all of a sudden, amid the screams from silver, goose, choth, and slim one of them heard a low rumbling sound that was coming from silver's bowels when...

he thought of the time he typed "scat" into google images and...


(LMAO @ SILVER!)

began smiling at Goose and said "once upon a time"......"and your time is now" for..........

..learning how to get the.....

...buick into the garage and...

learning the merit of a cheap date, however if one decides to park in the garage and pretend it is lover's point........................................

....then one really love to.....

borrow all the sets of handcuffs from the cuda family and .......

a length of rope, a shovel and a bag of lime....

..and then Harry and Lipton are ready for...

sex on the sandy beach...

When all of the sudden .....

It was DirtyHarry and not HarryCaray! Lipton and DirtyHarry made hot steamy...

potatoes....

to rub on each others...

rocky mountain oysters.....

rocky mountain oysters.....

in rythym with the waves pounding on the beach when suddenly on the horizon in the setting sun they saw..........

the US Coast Guard,with all guns pointing at them,and a very angry looking.......

Master Chief wielding his.........

"Energy Sword", and said, "HOT DAMN!! I WANT SOME OF THIS ACTION!!...

Harry and Lipton replied: "It's ok if you bring the....

breakdancing blonde hooters girls and thier...

autographed T - shirts ......

Thoroughly drenched in champagne easily revealing their rose colored......

..marchmellows. Then suddenly H8red appeared with a big.....

.....FAT......

BLUNT! and...

threw it into the water near the beach because......

..he was too high to know what he was doing, then he remembered about all the fun we had in the infamous Flashgirl thread, and jumped into the ocean to save his weed, when suddenly...

he threw it into the fire.....

...only to dry it out because who wants to smoke salty ocean weed?...

Then Captain Planet came by and...

stole the joint sooo he ......

took a puff and punched harry in the face for being such a goody-two-shoes..

but he really didn't because he loves harry, then slim appeared with his huge disfunctional.....

swollen gaming arm, as he was tryinng all night to best ML, but he found that impossible, and as a result, for some reason, he searched through his moma's chester drawers for some black stockings....

when CNN breaks in with breaking news... ML chokes to death on his own cock, news flash errupts around the gaming community...

"NOTORIOUS GAMMING TRANNY DIES"

Parties held through out the area thanking god its gone!!! when slim...

reads the morning paper to discover that in reality Silver was found without enouth money for a cab, and as a result he begged Diesel for a ride on the bridge near his stinky, cardboard, shanty hut, when...