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SKTemplarRD
Slim suddenly awakes hungover from the "ML's gone celebration party" realizing it was all just a dream about Silver but then.......
DirtyHarry
decided to go rock climbing with a ....
Cross of Iron
Taiwain love boy..............
DirtyHarry
with the biggest......
The-Blind-Norwegian
...underpants ever. So they jumped from the top of the mountain using the big underpants as parachute. During the flight down they by a misfortune.......
SKTemplarRD
of a passing horny pair of seagulls............
)--S@B0T-->
attacked their makeshift parachute, ripping holes and tearing it to shreds. As they plunged toward the earth at a high rate of speed the seagulls followed, anticipating a big, fat, juicy mess from which to have breakfast. Suddenly............
T/A6Pak
they realized that they survived this high speed fall, being saved by the soft landing on the cactus tree.

Looking around, feeling vulnerable they decided to............. IPB Image

The-Blind-Norwegian
...have some hot .......
Silver
hamburgers from MC'Ds when...
T/A6Pak
suddenly Silver realizes there are no M&M's with peanuts......so he begins to start picking the needles from the cactus tree out of his........
flatliner
red, swollen, and aggitated....
HarryCaray
prostate glands, but first he...
DirtyHarry
he scratched his .......
flatliner
lottery ticket to find out that he was a...
The-Blind-Norwegian
...lucky looser. But then he remembered that he had bought a lottery ticket to flatliner, it was in the other pocket. He scratched that one as well - and good grief! It had all the correct........
Slimshady
numbers, when all of a sudden a giant two-legged penis tackles silver and...
Cross of Iron
runs of with the winning ticket,but Silver didn`t care as he likes a good Penis fight
flatliner
...but, who doesnt, so to gain an edge in the battle, he sharpened his...
Silver
Rabbit, when a...
HarryCaray
big juicy...
DirtyHarry
carrot.....
flatliner
was forcefully rammed up his quivering....
dienamic
George Forman fat burning grill. In the distance Lipton and Choth................. blink.gif
SKTemplarRD
from the balcony of their "no tell" motel room could see the smoke and .........................
DirtyHarry
thought people were smoking a joint, so they went down there to find ......
Slimshady
Silver jackin off with sand paper... when...
The-Blind-Norwegian
Slim was rubbing his tiny.....
T/A6Pak
bottle......saying "Genie, please come out.....I have a wish for you to grant for me." When a poof of smoke surrounded Slim. Silver could not believe his eyes and shouted............
SKTemplarRD
Oh my God, it's DG and........
HarryCaray
Sgt. Churchill! DG said...
DirtyHarry
Wow that was ......
T/A6Pak
the most cactus needles I've ever seen in Silvers............
GEREAU
pipe and started to ....

dienamic
started running in circles shouting, the sky is falling and so is...............................
CommanderChoth
dienamic's self esteem cause he can't get it up no matter how much he uses...
HarryCaray
enzyte, he popped too many pills and...
The-Blind-Norwegian
....then suddenly Rommel came by with his rescue suitcase containing......
T/A6Pak
tweezers, a bottle of tequilla and a bag of M&M's. He then stated.....
HarryCaray
that his unibrow needed a trim in the middle so he...
DirtyHarry
trimmed his Unibrow (Duh), then .......
SKTemplarRD
suddenly realized he was drunk from the tequilla and it wasn't a unibrow he trimmed but was..............
dienamic
Choths slightly soiled leather studded thong, so then............
The-Blind-Norwegian
..he started to put the M&Ms up in his......
HarryCaray
fanny pack along with his...
SKTemplarRD
photos of the unbelievable.......
Cross of Iron
small...........
The-Blind-Norwegian
..medals. Then suddenly a .....
flatliner
talking pot of coffee...
HarryCaray
spilled on his lap with burning coffee and talking about...
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